Was only halfway through Smokey Robinson and Joss Stone’s semi-creepy duet when I noticed that the ep’s stated running time was only 30 minutes…and then BAM, the show ended.

Where’s my drama? Where’s Stevie? WHERE’S MY RESULT???

Dammit. I really don’t want to just look it up online. So anticlimactic! But I suppose I won’t be able to wait until tomorrow.

Dear President Obama,

This is your fault. Yours, and DirecTV. Not at all mine. (OK, maybe a little.)

Signed,

Devastated